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  • helga:

    so i found the chamber and as such found the giant snake everybody keeps talking about

  • salazar:

    oh no

  • helga:

    thankfully it was sleeping

  • salazar:

    oh

  • helga:

    do you need a license for that thing

  • salzar:

    no

  • helga:

    also like

  • helga:

    not to be rude

  • helga:

    but are you maybe... compensating

  • salazar:

  • salazar:

    ??????

  • helga:

    never mind

  • helga:

    it's just that i found a spellbook in the chamber too

  • helga:

    it had a bookmark on the page for "engorgio"

  • salazar:

    WHY DO YOU KEEP FINDING THINGS

  • helga:

    hufflepuffs find things

  • salazar:

    SINCE WHEN

  • helga:

    idk i only just FOUND out

  • salazar:

  • helga:

    come on that was good

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ink-and-roses:

ahumblebard:

doxian:

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

This is never not funny